Floor-E

My name is Flore

therealraewest:

Okay but imagine:

  • Peter Parker going to a fan convention as Spiderman
  • Peter Parker getting compliments on his Spiderman costume
  • Peter Parker entering a Spiderman Costume Contest
  • Peter Parker losing said contest
  • Peter Parker losing the contest to Deadpool

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“The floor is lava!”

—   Everyone, Pompeii, 79 A.D. (via thisisthedroidyouarelookingfor)

(Source: ahkep, via basisforcomparison)

indigobluerose:

openbookstore:

So dramatic!

This has made me laugh really loudly, twice.

indigobluerose:

openbookstore:

So dramatic!

This has made me laugh really loudly, twice.

(via tallchaitealatte)

blackwidowsredledger:

Get to know: Charles Brandon [The Tudors]

I’ll tell you, my Lord Hertford, as long as Charles Brandon served me, he never betrayed a friend nor took unfair advantage of an enemy… Which is more than I can say for anyone else at my court… -Henry VIII

(via weloveperioddrama)

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geizler:

homiemura:

a baguette in the butt would be a pain in the ass

i’m unlearning french

(via freedomandpain)

guinness world records man:

sir you have done nothing but do pushups from this one spot for 20 years with no rest. what drives you?

me, still doing pushups:

i wanna push this planet out of the idiot solar system and into the horrifying abyss of the unknown universe and this is the only way I know how

world records man, in awe:

[drops everything and instantly begins doing pushups next to me]

lissyellephotoblog:

"Home"

I’m going to Oregon again in 5 days. I calculated today and I’ve spent 4 months of the last 6 months of this year on the road travelling to little bits of my family or shooting and stressing for clients or up in Oregon with my love. What’s the point of a home anymore? Why was sleeping in the living room of a foreign apartment for two months home and why was 4 hours of buses and trains upstate to see my mother speak at a conference home? Why did I cry when I left her and my brother that week more than I ever did leaving New York? When did I start calling New York my home instead of Canada my home? Why is it when I get off at Brooklyn Museum on the 3 train or Morgan or 8th Ave on the L I can feel my feet pull me to my old homes and haunts and I can picture walking down that street a million times and I can be 17 or 18 or 19 or 20 but it always feels the same? I’ve realized home is becoming muscle memory to me, and I’ve been having spasms lately.

(Source: lissyellephotoblog, via youmetardisnow)

prozd:

momentsinoblivion:

sherlockholmesisagirlsname:

Chris Pratt being Chris Pratt

Burt Macklin, FBI.

Chris Pratt is the best possible person who could’ve become famous.

prozd:

momentsinoblivion:

sherlockholmesisagirlsname:

Chris Pratt being Chris Pratt

Burt Macklin, FBI.

Chris Pratt is the best possible person who could’ve become famous.

(via theslytherinpirate)

Mockingjay + Characters

(Source: a-world-of-our-very-own, via theslytherinpirate)

raspberry-pies:

I thought this was leading to something deep…I wasn’t disappointed.

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beastboohoos:
a-pair-of-new-shoes:

Unreleased Newsies poster ;)

a-pair-of-new-shoes:

Unreleased Newsies poster ;)

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